Shortology. Da Alien a Mark Zuckerberg, 101 ministorie per chi non ha tempo da perdere

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ODI World Cup: Matt Henry and Jimmy Neesham among latest injury concerns for New Zealand in South Africa drubbing The 33-year-old CEO of Facebook appeared to spend the session perched atop a large cushion, swiftly dubbed a "booster seat" by social media users.

A trail I wanted to hike is out of hiking permits, but has plenty of hunting permits available,” he explained in a Facebook status update. “That’s basically saying: look you can’t walk here unless you also bring a bow and arrow. So I guess we’re doing this.” Dude had to debunk it all by himself earlier in 2016 at a Facebook town hall live, that he ain’t a shapeshifting lizard person. However the internet can’t keep calm each time he posts a selfie that looks more ded than a mannequin tbh! His pupils have always been alleged to be reptilian. LOL. The reptilian alien theory proponents believe there are shape shifting reptilians amongst us naive humans who go about their biz without making a fuss. Most conspiracy theorists claim with shoddy photoshopped evidence that the elites are mostly evil reptilian overlords. Now with Mark’s latest selfie, netizens are trolling him again. He posted the rather innocuous groupfie along with a bunch of employees in Insta and FB on April 25th 2022 from Meta’s first physical store launch in Burlingame California. Or maybe he’s building Metaverse to keep us all gullible hoomans in the virtual world while the reptilians takeover IRL O_oOne user attempted to draw attention to the fact that the image was manipulated and fake. The user shared the original version and wrote, "Yeah fine billionaires are weird but I hate spread of misinformation." Then it’s just him, perched atop an ivory tower, his red-face tubes removed for he no longer needs the mechanism to feign embarassment, because he’s conquered the planet and enslaved the humans: he has won. Elvis, Lennon, Hitler staged their known deaths: Elvis Presley supposedly faked his to escape the mafia, then decided to live it up in Vegas. Adolf Hitler supposedly hid in underground bunkers for years. John Lennon wanted a life away from the chaos of stardom, faked his own shooting, and eventually committed suicide

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